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Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!

tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega... :-P
Hamne chor diya shoq-a-mohabat ka...varna tere shar ki khidkiyan to aaj bhi isare karti hai.
Sher mai hu mai tere..aake mujhe dhek to le.
ye sala pyar ho gya ki UPSC ka exam ho gya pass hi ho rha.
Babuji Exam se dar nahi lagta..slow internet se lagta hai.
per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahi dete.
aql badam khane se nahi thokar khane se aati hai.
Yaaro Ki Mehfil Aise Jamai Jati Hai, Kholne Se Pehle Botal Hilai Jati Hai.
4 Botal vodak, kam mera roj ka.
Fiqr kar uski jo teri fiqr kre, u to zindgi mai bhut hai hamdard.
I don't understand how some people can look good every single day.
 Never hide your ' Last seen' from whatsapp. 
Let people know that you are ignoring them.
Car waali ladki Cycle waale ladke se sirf 'Tarzan-the wonder car' movie mein hi path sakti hai
Namak Sasta Hai.. Isliye Log Kahin Bhi Chidak Dete Hai
Girl u r My KFC and I’m Ur McDonald.. Bcoz “U r soooo gud” & “M loving it” 
Dekh pagli if u wanna be mine..then take a token and stand in a line


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Dost jaan hote hai and pyaar ke liye jaan nahi di jaati

Mera attitude meri beauty tera attitude meri juti

I am a rich girl…..not bcoz I own properties like millionaires do…..but bcoz I have a loving father……who can put any thing at stake for my smile.

I will be ur candy.. Tu banja mera crush

Tu facebook ki Rani Mei hike ka Raja Milna hai to whatsapp pe aaja

Padh liya mera status?
padhega india tabhi to bdhega india

Tu mujhe mil jaye aisi meri soch nhi. Me tujhe mil jaun itni tagdi teri approach nahi

Guitar seekha tha jisko patane k lie..
Aaj offer aaya hai uski shaadi mein bajane ke liye..

Meri umar itni to nahi…. Fir bhi Najane kyun?? Bade Bade log mere status par salam thokte hai.

Its ur whatsapp status make it large!!

“People wid status don’t need status!!!”

Jo tu mera humdard hai ..tabse mujhe sar dard hai

Betiyan sab ke muqaddar mein kahan hoti hain, Ghar khudaa ko jo pasand aye wahan hoti hain

Ghadi ROLEX ki ho ya TIMEX ki WAQT apna hona chahiye

Log churane lage hai mera dard bhara status
Gujjarish hai mera dard bhe chura le.

Garv Se Kaho… Girlfriend Chahiye!

Tumlog mujhe facbook pe dhundh rahe ho. aur mai tumhara yaha intezaar kar raha hu. wassap pe

Mai har kisi k liye apne aap ko accha sabit nhi kr skta ....Lekin mai un ke liye BEHATREEN hu , Jo mujhe Samajhte hai :(

When a problem arises, take a moment to listen to your heart!
I'm not online, it's just an optical illusion.
Life is like photography, You use the negatives to develop.

I am always right, Once i thought that I am wrong, But i was wrong.

If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!

We don't have to be alike to be friends. We just have to care about each other!

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Dear time, more weekend please!

Not always "Available".. Try your Luck..


Kehte Hein Waqt Se Pehle
Or Kismat Ke Bina
Kisi Ko Kuch Nahi Milta...Kam krke dheko.

TeRe nAAlo taaN saADa "ANTIVIRUS" cHaNGa...
JeHda sAadi CaRe taaN kARdA :p :)

JiNi mArJi cHaTtiNg KaRLo
SetTiNg tAaN rAb nE Hi kRauNi aE :p ;

tERa pyAAr 500 de nOte vaRga ,, dArr lAgDa DUPLICATE na hOve :P ;)

pEhlaA tu laGgI mAinNu HoOr pArI c ......... HunN taA cHanGgI laGgE DuuR khAdI Hi ..

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Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera.

Pyar or war mai sab jayaz hai bidu.

Why beautiful girls don't have brains.

Dil ko zubaan, aankhon ko sapne mil gaye

Meri zindagi chal toh rahi thi ... par tere aane se maine jeena shuru kar diya

Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ... peene ke liye marta hun.

mai apna chehra bhul skta hu but tumhara nahi.


roti ussi ko milni chahiye jise uski bhook ho.

Aksar chirag wohi bhujate hai ... jo pehle usse rosan karte hai

Bimaar ke saath koi bimaar nahi ho jaata hai

Salo lag jate pyar wale jkham bharne mai.


Sun rha hai na tu ro rha hu main.

Teri yad satati hai…mujko rulati hai.


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Life Is Short, Live It!!

We are all failures... at least the best of us are.

Keep your face always toward the sunshine - and shadows will fall behind you.”

Think before you speak. Read before you think.”

The less you give a damn, the happier you will be.

In life, it's not about finding yourself, it's about creating you.

A person, who never made a mistake, never tried anything new.

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.

A true friend walks in when the best of the world walks out.

Being single isn't a time to look for love, use that time to work on you and grow as an individual.

If you can't admit when you're wrong, you'll never learn from your mistakes.

Once you realize your past is just a story, it has no power over you.

Buy yourself before you forget who that is.

A relationship should be between two people not the whole world.

Out of my mind. Back in three minutes.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

Never answer an anonymous mail.

Borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back.

God is really awesome and creative, i mean, just look at me :P

I do not get drunk...I get awesome: D

Trust me you can dance – Beer

Stop checking my whatsapp status! Go Get a Life: P

Tere Se Meri Banti Nahi , or Tere Bina Meri Life Chalti Bhi Nahi!!

Thank you for giving me my life <3 
Love you God!!

Tears are the last gift you may get from true love <3

Sometimes you have to act like you don't care even if you do!

Real smile on my face Comes when i am with you <3

Winter is   I love when I wake up and the first text i see on my cell is yours. Love you!!

If I say I love you, I really mean it <3

Baby to night that night we loss control.

Loving someone and not expressing It Is like wrapping a nice gift And Not Giving It.

Do You Know How It Feels To Be Ignored? It Really Fucking Hurts!! L

You can love my baby without loss control.

You can love me baby with any T & C: D



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